Gosh, you know, I have the most beautiful hair. I don't even have to try very hard to make it as incredibly perfect as it is. It remains as silken and straight and ebon-black as it is with just a simple hairwash every other day!

[A pause, and you just know he is admiring his hair in a mirror.]

Ahhh, to possess such perfection!

[A satisfied sigh ( Read more... )